The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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