it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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