I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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