big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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