She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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