what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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