it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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