Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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