just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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