would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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