I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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