But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The uberlube is also flammable
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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