did you get engaged???
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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