Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
and she was petting her beer can
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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