Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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