Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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