U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
