love makes seman taste better
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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