i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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