Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Houston, we have a squirter
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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