Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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