I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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