Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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