Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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