Do vagina's smell?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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