i may or may not be watching the land before time
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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