Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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