I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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