More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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