you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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