We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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