Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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