Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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