I wish I only lived at night.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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