Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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