i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
