What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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