Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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