Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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