Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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