summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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