I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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