Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you didnt know i had herpes?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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