i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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