worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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