That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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