I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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