Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He felt like a one man threesome
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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