He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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