I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
