it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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