ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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