Whatcha textin bout Willis?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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