So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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